Pookie for President
http://www.tribbit.com/pookieforpresidentPookie is throwing his hat into the ring for the Presidential race in 2008!
Questionable Activities?
February 2008
A certain factor in Pookie's constituency, namely, the family dog, states he doesn't think he can vote for Pookie since he believes Pookie "abuses catnip". Pookie's reply: "But DUDE! I DON'T INHALE IT!!!"
Pookie's Proposal to Clean Up the Environment
November 2007
Pookie says, "Although this issue has seemed to perplex humans, there is a very simple solution. We will pass a law that litterboxes MUST be scooped twice daily! With that, all our environmental issues are solved!"
Pookie says, "No More Taxation!"
November 2007
Pookie says, "Long ago, humans realized you shouldn't put taxes on food! Yet, they have continued taxation of cat food! It is so unfair! We shall band together and outlaw this unjust taxation! Here, you see a kitty from a more civilized nation, where cat food is NOT TAXED! This will be our goal."
Dogs
11-27-2007
What is Pookie's stance on what is being whispered about in some circles as "the Dog problem?"
Pookie will Legalize Catnip!
November 2007
Pookie says, "Our jails are overcrowded with cats, incarcerated for distribution and possession of catnip!" He says, "Legalize catnip!" YOU may say, "But Pookie! Catnip is already legal!" Pookie says, "oh!!.... well.........NEVERMIND!"
Pookie promises a Car in Every Garage! (and a Chicken in Every Pot!)
November 2007
Here is a happy voter! The Princess Sadie Bell loves pink and requested a pink car. She just received her new car today! She is definitely going to show her support on election day!
Marley on a Harley
November 2007
This is Marley, Pookie's campaign manager. Pookie is providing cars for every cat in America, but Marley requested a Harley instead. Enjoy, Marley!!!
Laws Pookie will introduce...
November 2007
It has come to the attention of the kitties, that this country needs a law to enforce an official afternoon siesta. You know, like they have in civilized countries! Make no mistake: There has been far too much pointless running around!
A Chicken in Every Pot & a Car in Every Garage!
November 2007
This is Pookie's campaign slogan he plans on using! (He sorta borrowed it from Herbert Hoover...) Pookie has already made some headway in providing cars for the many cats in his constituency. By the way, Pookie wants to know....chickens don't vote, do they???
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